You thought FR only had one tour left in ’em? Now they have tumour! At least that was the gag we had ready to go before doctors discovered it wasn’t a tumour, just tapeworm larvae in Jay’s head. After Valentines Day Brain surgery Jay doesn’t feel he has retained any mental or physiological deficits, but only time will tell!
Perhaps the slice will be taken from his golf swing.Friend Clem thinks Jay will become racist. The quality of the shows and the very future of the group are hard to predict, so Gordy has begun work on a fallback plan… a Children’s book entitled “Santa Whalley: He seizure while you’re sleeping”, just in case things don’t pan out
Be sure to get tickets for the shows quickly, as fans have been waiting a long time to hear the doursome’s punk rock tunes live on stage.
Frenzal Rhomb 2013 Australian Tour
Wednesday 15th May: The Prince Of Wales, Bunbury
Tickets from www.heatseeker.com.au | www.oztix.com.au
Thursday 16th May: Players, Mandurah
Tickets from www.heatseeker.com.au | www.oztix.com.au
Friday 17th May: Indi Bar, Scarborough
Tickets from www.heatseeker.com.au | www.oztix.com.au
Saturday 18th May: Rosemount, Perth
Tickets from www.heatseeker.com.au | www.oztix.com.au
Friday 21st June: Unibar, Adelaide
Tickets from www.moshtix.com.au 1300 GET TIX
Saturday 22nd June: Shadows, Mt Gambier
Tickets from www.oztix.com.au Fosters Newsagency and Shadows
