US music icon Moby has revealed that he once drunkenly rubbed his genitals on Donald Trump at a party in the days following 9/11.
Look, it’s no secret that Moby is not a fan of Donald Trump. In fact, while the musician previously claimed he has insider info that Trump is being controlled by Vladimir Putin, he’s also claimed that the CIA wants him to spread the word in an attempt to remove him from office.
On the much more blunt side of things, Moby has also Tweeted as Trump telling him rather plainly to “just resign”, ensuring there’s no confusion about which side of the political spectrum.
However, it appears that this hatred of the now-President goes back further than you could imagine, with Moby sharing a rather questionable story from his past in his new biography, Then It Fell Apart.
As The Daily Beast notes, Moby recently shared an excerpt of the book, recounting the time he spent following the September 11th attack in New York while “very drunk and high.”
Although the musician notes he is “still not 100% sure it actually happened”, he also recalls the story of attending a “generic product launch party wherein I was dared to brush my drunken, flaccid penis up against Donald Trump’s suit jacket.”
“I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis,” Moby wrote in the memoir. “Luckily he didn’t seem to notice or even twitch.”
“I walked back to my friends and ordered another drink. ‘Did you do it?’ Clarice asked. ‘I think so. I think I knob-touched Donald Trump.'”
While the sheer ridiculousness of the story is evident in Moby’s retelling, there’s no denying the fact that the act he engaged in was textbook assault. Regardless of the victim in this event, it’s still a pretty disgusting thing to brag about.
However, the brazen nature of this story undoubtedly has numerous fans wondering what other tales the famed producer might have up his sleeve.
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