Everyone’s favourite trashbag grandpa, Ronnie Wood, has confessed that he stooped to a new low by snorting meringues! The 63 year-old Rolling Stones guitarist, who has been falling in and out of the headlines through his dalliances with girls a third of his age, has confessed in an interview “It got to the point where I would be on my hands and knees looking for crumbs that might have fallen out of the crack pipe. “I even banned my children eating meringues in the house after I ended up smoking sugar, believing it to be cocaine.”

Rockin’ Ronnie, who has been in rehab seven times in 30 years, has also revealed that booze was his biggest demon, not drugs. Until he went in to rehab six months ago, he was downing two bottles of vodka a day. He says of his addiction to the demon drink “It was just a downward spiral. When the last bottle went, it was the end of an era. Something clicked in me.”