D’Arcy Wretzky, who once upon a time played four string for the Smashing Pumpkins, has been sent to jail. Unfortunately it’s not for very rock n’ roll reasons. She ‘forgot’ to turn up to FOUR court schedules for allowing some of the horses on her farm in Michigan to do a runner a couple of years ago. Naturally, the bored local coppers weren’t too impressed by her nonchalance, so they banged her up in the local clink to cool her heels for six days. Luckily for her, she’s getting out today (Valentine’s Day) so we wish her and her horsies a wonderfully romantic time together!

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