Ha ha ha. This is just too funny. Britney Spears, who a million teenage boys have wanked over, is fighting a sexual harassment claim from one of her former bodyguards. She’s accused Fernando Flores for trying to ‘make a name for himself’ after he filed a lawsuit alleging that she walked around starkers and made sexual advances towards him. According to Flores, while he was working for her from February to July of this year, she ‘made repeated, unwanted sexual advances’ and also called him in to her room so in order to expose herself. He also reckons that he saw a bit of biffo between Spears and her boyfriend, and further claims that he witnessed an incident where she “savagely hit” her son using a belt. Sure, it takes all types, but most of the male population would not be complaining about Britney Spears making sexual advances towards them.