Calm down, calm down. The hairiest man in rock is not suing Jake Shears, the most waxed and hairless man in rock. Well, if you believe the new video on Scissor Sisters TV, Dave wants $75 million in compensation for having seen one of Mr Shears’ perfectly shaved testicles after it ‘went solo’ whilst he was performing. According to the hoax video doing the rounds, complete with Grohl’s bad acting, the Foo Fighters and Nirvana legend says “I’ve been a fan of the Scissor Sisters for a long time and I bought tickets to see their show, and I went to the gig and everything was fine. The band sounded great, but it started getting really hot in there. And then Jake Shears was singing and he took off his clothes, and then I saw his testicle.” Who knew that such a manly man like Dave Grohl could be so camp?
