Few bands could be big enough to replace U2, who have had to pull out of their headlining slot at Glastonbury due to Bono’s back injury except maybe, Led Zeppelin. Despite London’s ever unreliable The Sun suggesting that Messrs Plant, Page and Jones might do it, the festival’s media partner The Guardian has beaten them to the punch and announced in an exclusive that Gorillaz will step in to the breach. Damon Albarn had a lot of fun headlining with a reformed Blur last year while the cartoon band’s bassist Murdoc said in a statement. “We’re like some great big horrible warship pulling in to the bay of Glastonbury to save the day. It was us or The Beatles and they split up years ago.” Quite, Murdoc, quite.