“Some metal bands take themselves too seriously,” Steel Panther’s frontman, Michael Starr, says to the Sydney Morning Herald. ”They miss the whole point of playing in a heavy-metal band. That’s to party, get chicks and make people feel like they want to party and get chicks! My advice for them would be to loosen the fuck up!”. So for all of those doing an injustice to the world of heavy-metal, Steel Panther have created 11 commandments for you to follow, and keep you on the path to righteousness.

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