This week has spat out a fair amount of ridiculous trash stories, from an older man being caught on film crashing a Sydney event as he complained about noise levels to the distressing Drake/Madonna kiss, however our favourite has got to be the man who took his wife to court for allegedly sleeping with the Wu-Tang Clan.
In case you somehow missed it, a dude actually took his wife to the television courtroom, Divorce Court, making claim that she’d slept with the entire Wu-Tang Clan because she’d hung out on the hiphop group at their hotel after a show. Naturally, the accused, aka Lia Palmquist, denied the allegations, attesting that she’d simply hung out with the rap troupe talking politics and having a good time.
As Consequence of Sound writes, this ridiculously hilarious story somehow made it’s way to Wu-Tang Clan’s manager Simon Green and Method Man, who both had some choice words for Palmquist.
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Method Man says that Palmquist completely made up that she’d hung out with the band, crushing her he said “that shits fake I would’ve remembered her. I would’ve spotted her and said which one of u bitches brought the chaperone… She’s clearly an old-er thot.” Before later adding, “And should know better with her old ass” – ouch, right?
Green gave a bit of a more dignified response in an interview with The Mirror, “The Wu-Tang Clan are polite and well mannered boys and sometimes girls mistake signals as friendliness,” he said, adding, “I have a general rule – no girls on the bus unless they want to talk about music, politics or chess” which if y’all can remember, is coincidently exactly what Palmquist said they were talking about.
If you by chance missed the initial video that set this story on fire, watch it below – we can guarantee you’ll get a kick out of it:
