Because this is exactly what everyone wants to read on a Monday, an English newspaper has published a piece to turn us all nasty shades of envious green: behold, the richest musicians of Britain and Ireland.
British publication The Sunday Times (via Hypebot) has released an article that displays not only the wealthiest musicians in both the UK and Ireland, but also a separate chart revealing the richest musos under the age of 30 – just to make it sting that little bit harder.
There’s no prize for guessing who tops the list, with Paul McCartney casually sitting on a small fortune of approximately £730 million, followed by theatre composer Andrew Lloyd-Webber with £650 million whilst U2 collectively wield £431 million, Elton John comfortably with £270m as the movin’ and shakin’ Mick Jagger closes-out the fifth spot with £225 million.
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Interestingly, of the artists included within the list, the wealthiest lady is Enya, who charts in at #25 with £90 million, and oddly, our Kylie Minogue has peaked at #37 with £55 million.
The majority of the list is made up of rockers that hit it big in the ’60s and ’70s, so naturally they’ve been given plenty of time to have the cash flow into their bank accounts.
Flash-forward to the younger crew of lucrative musicians, once again no shockers as to has fullest bank account, the soulful Adele with a cool £50 million, second place is taken by the lads of One Direction who each have £25 million a piece, as pop’s favourite boy, Ed Sheeran, having £20 million to his name.
Check out the full list of the UK and Ireland’s super rich below:
Richest Musicians from Britain and Ireland
1. Sir Paul McCartney & wife Nancy Shevell (£730m)
2. Lord Lloyd-Webber (£650m)
3. U2 (£431m)
4. Sir Elton John (£270m)
5. Sir Mick Jagger (£225m)
6. Keith Richards (£210m)
7. Michael Flatley (£195m)
8=. Ringo Starr (£180m)
8=. Sting (£180m)
10. Roger Waters (£160m)
11. Eric Clapton (£155m)
12=. Sir Tom Jones (£150m)
12=. Sir Tim Rice (£150m)
12=. Rod Stewart (£150m)
15=. David Bowie and Iman Abdulmajid (£135m)
15=. Robbie Williams (£135m)
17. Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne (£130m)
18=. Phil Collins (£110m)
18=. Brian May (£110m)
18=. Charlie Watts (£110m)
21=. George Michael (£105m)
21=. Roger Taylor (£105m)
23=. Jimmy Page (£100m)
23=. Robert Plant (£100m)
25=. Enya (£90m)
25=. David Gilmour (£90m)
27. John Deacon (£85m)
28. Noel and Liam Gallagher (£77m)
29. Nick Mason (£75m)
30=. Calvin Harris (£70m)
30=. Mark Knopfler (£70m)
30=. Pete Townshend (£70m)
33=. Gary Barlow (£65m)
33=. Engelbert Humperdinck (£65m)
35=. Barry Gibb (£60m)
35=. John Paul Jones (£60m)
37=. Kylie Minogue (£55m)
37=. Sir Cliff Richard (£55m)
39=. Guy Berryman (£52m)
39=. Jonny Buckland (£52m)
39=. Will Champion (£52m)
39=. Chris Martin (£52m)
Rich List of Musicians Under 30
1. Adele (£50m)
2=. Niall Horan (£25m)
2=. Zayn Malik (£25m)
2=. Liam Payne (£25m)
2=. Harry Styles (£25m)
2=. Louis Tomlinson (£25m)
7. Ed Sheeran (£20m)
8=. Ellie Goulding (£13m)
8=. Jessie J (£13m)
8=. Leona Lewis (£13m)
8=. Katie Melua (£13m)
8=. Marcus Mumford and Carey Mulligan (£13m)
8=. Alex Turner (£13m)
14=. Jamie Cook and Katie Downes (£12m)
14=. Sam Smith (£12m)
14=. Florence Welch (£12m)
17=. Matt Helders (£10m)
17=. Olly Murs (£10m)
17=. Nick O’Malley (£10m)
20. Marvin and Rochelle Humes (£9m)