It is our solemn duty to inform you that if you haven’t already seen this viral Youtube sensation, you may be about to hear and see the worst song committed to tape in the history of humankind. There’s so much to choose from out there, from Justin Bieber to Phil Collins, Milli Vannilli to Billy Ray Cyrus; but this may just be the worst. Rebecca Black, a 13 year old taken in to the bosom of child exploitation svengalis Ark Music Factory, has had the misfortune of being caught up in one of the greatest musical travesties of all time.
Ark Music Factory specialise in holding open auditions for vulnerable teens with stars in their eyes and specialise in churning out pseudo-paedophiliac music videos designed to appeal to clueless wannabes. In this instance, a track released last month has gone viral with around 9 million Youtube views, it is just that bad. Featuring Black singing some of the most moronic lyrics of all time, (sample – “Tomorrow is Saturday / And Sunday comes afterwards / I don’t want this weekend to end”) it is cloaked in Autotune that would make Kanye blush and disturbingly features kids waaaay to young to have a license driving a convertible. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, but if you must pollute your eyes and ears, check it out here:
