If you’re the type to follow Disclosure, Mumford and Sons, Keane, and John Newman on Facebook, you may have noticed the UK acts sharing around a rather NSFW article recently, titled ’10 Oral Positions You Must Know’.
Bands these days are known for providing fans with a constant barrage of content, however we can only assume this was the result of a hack – hilariously the hacker seems to have picked the acts you can least imagine sharing this spicy slice of informative journalism.
Okay, so we know you want to see the post, because that’s how the human mind works, so here it is, as shared by Disclosure. Cue joke about a fire starting to burn.
No doubt you’re severely offended by this. Well, if it’s heartfelt apologies you want, here are two almost identical ones from Mumford and Sons and Keane – take your pick. (Choose Mumford; at least they call you ‘friend’.)
That’s the first time Keane have hit the music news for some years now; maybe they should hire the hacker as their social media manager?
