If you were wondering how to break up with your partner during the era of self-isolation, Insane Clown Posse has the answer. Juggalos and Juggalletes, the days of unpleasant emotional labour are over. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are here to make sure you live out the rest of your days in a blissful, detached haze.
The band has just announced a new platform where they will make you personalised videos in exchange for money. Custom Clown Clips is essentially just Cameo for the whoop whoop! community and we couldn’t fuck with the vision harder. The app will allow customers to “send personalized messages to friends, loved ones, family, your enemies, or basically anybody with an email address.”
The possibilities are limitless, I’m no starting expert but I have it on good authorities that Taurean and Arien star signs both share one commonality and that is an undying love for ICP. So if you were stuck with ideas on what to get the love of your life during quarantine, look no further.
A video from either member will cost you $75 a pop, but if you wanted a double feature with the duo, that’ll cost you $175. We really don’t understand the math behind that but like is there really any point to questioning the arithmetic of Insane Clown Posse?
“Yes, your a** is locked down and you’re in full-on quarantine mode.
And no, you can’t go outside for essentials like Blunt Wraps or Faygo
But don’t fear, it’s time to listen up right here,” the band shared in a statement.
“With social distancing in effect, Detroit’s very own Insane Clown Posse want to kick it with you virtually.
“Juggalos and Juggalettes, and children of all ages, get ready!”
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