Last week, the internet was sent into a tizzy after Jason Derulo’s “semi-aroused” thirst trap was removed from Instagram. The picture, which depicted Derulo in his underwear, silhouette of his monster member on full display, was censored for breaching community guidelines.

“Fuk u mean? I have underwear on… I can’t help my size,” Derulo wrote in a follow-up post after he was notified of the photo’s removal.

The incident resulted in Derulo spearheading a noble campaign, #bringbackAnaconda. It also saw a fantastic fiscal opportunity spring. Porn site CamSoda reportedly offered Derulo $500,000 USD to appear on their website. Whilst I would probably remove a limb for that amount 0f cash, Derulo believes that the goods he is packing are worth much more.

“Imma need a wayyyy bigger bag than that 🤑,” Derulo wrote on Instagram.  A tragic loss.