The New Musical Express’ desperate attempts to remain relevant continued yesterday with the announcement of the winners of the Shockwaves NME Awards at a no doubt cocaine and booze fuelled ceremony at the Brixton Academy in London. The ‘Let’s Attract a Big Name Who Is About To Release a Record And Wants The Publicity’ Godlike Genius Award went to Dave Grohl in his Foo Fighters guise, while Muse won Best Band. Unsurprisingly, Arcade Fire added to their swag of awards for The Suburbs with Best Album, while Foals picked up the best single gong for ‘Spanish Sahara’. Check out all the winners here:

Best Band
Muse

International Band
My Chemical Romance

Best Solo Artist
Laura Marling

Best Live Act
Biffy Clyro

Best New Act
Hurts

Best Album
Arcade Fire ‘The Suburbs’

Best Track
Foals ‘Spanish Sahara’

Best Video
My Chemical Romance ‘Na Na Na’

Dancefloor Filler
Professor Green ‘Jungle’

Best Festival
Glastonbury

Best TV Show
‘Skins’

Philip Hall Radar Award
Naked and Famous

John Peel Innovation Award
Crystal Castles

Outstanding Contribution
PJ Harvey

Godlike Genius
Dave Grohl

Best Film
‘Inception’

Hero of the Year
Lady Gaga

Villain of the Year
David Cameron

Most Stylish
Brandon Flowers

Least Stylish
Justin Bieber

Worst Band
Jonas Brothers

Hottest Man
Matt Bellamy

Hottest Woman
Alison Mosshart

Album Artwork
Klaxons ‘Surfing the Void’

Best Blog
Hayley Williams (Paramore)

Best Book
John Lydon ‘Mr Rotten’s Scrapbook’

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