After someone threw a bottle at him during his show at Duck Creek Races, Shannon Noll went on one hell of a rant. After identifying the bottle-thrower as “That fuckhead in a tie”, Nollsie invited the person on stage to fight him. From there it just kind of snowballed.

Over almost two minutes, Noll pulls out a bunch of top-notch take downs, tearing into the person who hit him with the bottle. Notable moments include “fuckin’ private school stupid fucking motherfucker”, “you’re a fucking maggot”, and “I’ll punch your fucking teeth down your throat out the back.”

After offering anyone in the audience $100 if they punch him, a clearly angry Nollsie restores the peace by announcing “Fuck the haters”. Words to live by, on ya Nollsie.

Luckily, instead of actually going out back and fighting the aggressor, Noll launched into a roaring rendition of “The Horses” by Daryl Braithwaite. Yes, that might be the most Australian thing to ever happen ever.

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You can watch it all happen below. But be warned, it’s hectic.

Watch: Shannon Noll losing it at someone in the crowd

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