Oh dear. Sharon Osbourne has announced that she’s getting her massive 34DD breast implants out in July and is planning to give them to her husband as paperweights. Clearly wanting to get something off her chest she went on the Today show to say that “They’re better on his desk than on my chest”. Bet Jack and Kelly won’t notice them when they rack up a line on Dad’s desk.

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