The Belgian singer Plastic Bertrand, who was behind the 1977 Euro anthem ‘Ça Plane Pour Moi’ (All’s cool with me), has admitted it wasn’t him singing on the recording. Up until now, he had staunchly denied allegations that it wasn’t his voice. So a Belgian judge commissioned a linguist to examine the original recording, who found that the accent on the recording did not match that of our man Plastic. Quelle embarrassment! Bertrand was forced to admit the truth, but not without taking down his former producer Lou Deprijck with him, who he claims put the wheels in motion. Now that’s what you call going down without dignity.