KISS have proven that when it comes to slapping their name, likeness, or logo onto a product in exchange for money, they will dive in Scrooge McDuck style without stopping to ask a few simple questions like “is this tacky?”, “is this a horrible bleeding of our fanbase’s hard-earned cash and dwindling goodwill?”, and “you reckon these suckers will buy an empty bag with our branding on?

Sciacallo have limited a range of KISS-themed racing bicycles, frames, helmets, and the below, ball-crushingly tight racing suit.
 
“Looking to ‘Rock’ your next Triathlon? Well, you’ve come to the right place”, Sciacallo assure us.
With the bicycle retailing for $6,699.99 USD, it’s hard to see how this will draw any customers that are both hardcore triathletes, and KISS fans. Then again… as we pointed out, they sold a god-damn empty bag.

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