Right, we’re pretty sure that this is just an elaborate joke, but it’s too funny to not share. Moby, the bald dance artist responsible for providing the soundtrack to more middle class dinner parties in the last 10 years than, errr, Dido – has formed a hair metal band. Blatantly ignoring the need for lustrous tresses to complement histrionic guitars, vocals and dumb arse lyrics, Moby’s new band have posted songs on a new Myspace page.
Named Diamondsnake, the band appears to reveal Moby entertaining all his Spinal Tap fantasies. He plays ‘lead rhythm guitar, lead lead guitar, lead bass and lead back-up vocals.’ They’ve also booked an American Tour, taking in errr, two gigs, in New York City and New Jersey next month. The following choice quotes from their press release reveal the ‘serious’ nature of the band but as Moby is a notorious band wagon jumper, it may just show that hair metal is back, baby! \m/
Check out the band at www.myspace.com/diamondsnakerocks
The Diamondsnake story begins in January 2010, when international music person Moby called up his friend Phil Costello, perhaps best known as the frontman for Bee Gees metal tribute band Tragedy and the guitar player for the hard rock band Satanicide, and asked him what he was up to. Phil told Moby he was in the process of finishing a sandwich. Moby then clarified that he was wondering what Phil was up to in a more general sense and- without waiting for an answer- asked Phil if he wanted to write a few songs together. If history has taught us anything, Phil said yes and- before long- the two had compiled rough demos for almost two dozen anthems from the future.
To assist them in bringing their aural vision to life with suitable thunder, Moby and Phil then enlisted Tomato from the rock band the Sound of Urchin to pummel the drums and Dave Hill, a world-class entertainer with whom Phil also plays in the rock band Valley Lodge, to trade off with Moby on bass and guitar as the oracle dictates.
In April of 2010, the men of Diamondsnake entered Headgear studios in Brooklyn early one morning and emerged later that night having recorded and mixed 15 songs in their entirety with esteemed and bearded engineer Scott Norton, stopping only briefly to eat some vegan Chinese food that they all agreed was pretty good. From the molten riffage of “We Wanna Love You” to the relentless pop attack of “What the World Needs Now is Rock,” from the crushing lament of “Wrong Woman to Love” to the heartrending majesty of “Lady of the Morning” and beyond, the men of Diamondsnake somehow managed to address every topic and emotion worthy of honoring through song. Love, lust, good women, bad women, the power of rock, and predatory sea creatures- they are all here, celebrated in words and music by Diamondsnake.
Their anthems finally documented on hard drive and cassette, Diamondsnake is now setting their steely gaze on bringing their rock assault to the stage. Strategic battles will be waged in the city of Los Angeles and the city of New York City in June of 2010. Further public displays of rock will follow at the behest of the seers. Cancel everything.
